Hey, Michigan: Illinois Will Show You Their Athletic Director's…

We like to request records from public universities from time to time. We also like to request the requests made to these universities, which lets us know who's snooping around where. Mainly, it's reporters. Occasionally, though, one of our meta-requests reveals some high-level intercollegiate inanity, such as this… » 2/07/12 3:52pm 2/07/12 3:52pm

Here's A Photo Of A Guy Named "East Side Dave" Bothering Chris Berman…

Your morning roundup for Feb. 7, the day BACON. Photo courtesy @eastsidedave, via Busted Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 2/07/12 9:30am 2/07/12 9:30am

Eli Manning Has Been In The NFL Since 1970, According To ESPN

Your morning roundup for Feb. 6, the day we learned homelessness is for sale. Photo via Justin P. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 2/06/12 9:55am 2/06/12 9:55am

Ohio State Calls Michigan "That Team Up North" On Its 2012 Football…

Your morning roundup for Feb. 3, the day Snooki really wowed us with her intelligence. Photo of the schedule in Ohio State's locker room courtesy Dr. Saturday, via Larry Brown Sports. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 2/03/12 9:55am 2/03/12 9:55am

You Never Wanted To See A Photo Of Chris Russo Shirtless, But Here It…

Your morning roundup for Feb. 2, the day we learned Facebook is really, really, really profitable. Photo via Twitter. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 2/02/12 9:40am 2/02/12 9:40am

Several Patriots Players Did Rob Gronkowski Impersonations At Media Day

Your morning roundup for Feb. 1, the day we learned our thoughts are no longer safe. Video via Sports Grid. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 2/01/12 10:01am 2/01/12 10:01am

Skip Schumaker's New Baseball Card Features The Rally Squirrel

Your morning roundup for Jan. 31, the day you got killed. Photo via Larry Brown Sports. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/31/12 9:40am 1/31/12 9:40am

Carlos Boozer's Young Son Chants "Let's Go Heat" While Watching Boozer…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 30, the day we learned a funeral isn't the only option. Video via @blazersedge. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/30/12 10:15am 1/30/12 10:15am

The Celtics Won A "Bar Fight," Kevin Garnett Shouts Repeatedly In Crazy…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 27, the day V For Vendetta got all political. Video via The Basketball Jones. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/27/12 10:05am 1/27/12 10:05am

Clover-Nipple Man, The Unofficial Conductor Of The Notre Dame Fight Song

Your morning roundup for Jan. 26, the day somebody finally tried to do something about all that cannibalism out there. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/26/12 9:55am 1/26/12 9:55am

This Vancouver Canucks Fan Is Proud To Be Dating An Edmonton Fan

Your morning roundup for Jan. 25, the day we learned oral sex may or may not kill you. Photo via Puck Daddy. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/25/12 10:10am 1/25/12 10:10am

Tom Coughlin And Tom Brady Are Assholes, According To Pastry

Your morning roundup for Jan. 24, the day we could have learned the secrets of Goldman Sachs. Photo via Kyle M. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/24/12 9:50am 1/24/12 9:50am

This Baltimore Fan Is Rather Perturbed About The Ravens' Loss

Your morning roundup for Jan. 23, the day we learned a little bit of luck can go a long way. H/T to Zachary F. for the video. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/23/12 10:15am 1/23/12 10:15am

This Flyers Fan Has A Pair Of Straightforward Messages For The Islanders

Your morning roundup for Jan. 20, the day we learned old men in Japan engage in vaginal prayer. Photo via Busted Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/20/12 10:00am 1/20/12 10:00am

Watch Tennis Player Stanislas Wawrinka Cop A Feel On An Unsuspecting…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 19, the day we learned Tilapia and garbage have a close relationship. Video via Outside The Boxscore. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/19/12 9:50am 1/19/12 9:50am

The King And Queen Of Canada Sat Among The Commoners At The Canucks Game

Your morning roundup for Jan. 18, the day we learned even the law says size matters. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/18/12 10:00am 1/18/12 10:00am

This Fan Behind Charles Barkley Is Awfully Excited To Be Holding A…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 17, the day we learned virginity does not prohibit reproduction or porn stardom. Photo via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/17/12 9:35am 1/17/12 9:35am

There's A Hidden Message In The Names Of These Ole Miss Basketball…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 16, the day we learned Rice Krispies can be dangerous. Photo via @tonyagolini. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/16/12 10:00am 1/16/12 10:00am

Indiana Basketball Coach Tom Crean Makes Funny Faces When He's Angry

Your morning roundup for Jan. 13, the day we learned YouTube started at the zoo. Photo via Christopher G. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/13/12 10:05am 1/13/12 10:05am

Jermaine O'Neal's Right Fist Was His Best Defense Against Vince Carter

Your morning roundup for Jan. 12, the day we learned another way to get rid of tumors. Photo via The Last Calrissian. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/12/12 9:50am 1/12/12 9:50am